ElderlyJokes Two Old Women Are Discussing The Disgusting Habits Of Husbands. This Is EPIC. Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains. “My husband had the same habit,” the second woman explained “but I fixed that. I just hid his teeth.” See more Previous joke Three Elderly Women Are Talking About Their Troubles. Next joke A Burglar Is Stalking Stealthily Around The Living Room.