AnimalsJokes A Couple’s Silent Car Ride. A witty exchange between the husband and wife. A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” See more Previous joke A 100-Year-Old Couple For Their Health Secrets. Next joke A City Boy Driving Through The Country.