AnimalsJokes A Bald Eagle’s Decides To Stop By A Small Lake. This Is Funny. A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit’s foot on top of his head. “What’s with the stuff on your head?”, the eagle asks. “Oh this?”, he points to his head with his wing, “I’m trying hare in plants.” See more Previous joke A Woman Accompanied Her Husband. Next joke Two Old Women Are Discussing The Disgusting Habits Of Husbands.