AnimalsJokes Three Mice Are Bragging To Each Other In A Bar. This Is Truly Hilarious. Three mice are bragging to each other in a bar. The first one brags, “I am one badass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of all of them.” The second one brags, “Well, I’m a badass mouse too. In my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed.” The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell, “Hey chicken, where do you think you’re going?” The third one replies, “Going home I am having a dinner date with cat.” See more Previous joke Johnny’s Mother Was Driving Her Old Beat-Up Car. Next joke A Woman Accompanied Her Husband.