AnimalsJokes Two Giraffes Enter A Bar. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. After a while, one of the giraffes falls off his chair and passes out on the floor. The bartender looks at the other giraffe and says: ” hey! You can’t leave that lying there!” And the other giraffe drunk, slow blinking eyes, stammering words says: ” That’s not a lion!… That’s a giraffe!! “ See more Previous joke A Baby Elephant And A Baby Turtle Drinking From A River. Next joke The Baby Jesus Was Missing.