ElderlyJokes The 80-Year-Old Man Sat Down. This Is Truly Hilarious. The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand.” “And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions?” the doctor asked. “Hell, no!” the old fellow replied. “I want to borrow your Lamborghini!” See more Previous joke An Old Man Lay Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats. Next joke An Old Man Had Been Driving All Night.