JokesMarriage Little Johnny Wanted To Go To The Zoo. This Will Blow Your Mind. Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked johnny’s reluctant father into taking him. And so Johnny and Al got into the car and left. “So how was it?” Elaine asked when they returned home. “Great,” Little Johnny replied. “Did you and your father have a good time?” asked Elaine. “ Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Johnny, excitedly, “especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!” See more Previous joke A Few Days Before A Couple Has 10th Anniversary. Next joke Johnny And Susie Were Playing House.