AnimalsJokes Two Women Arguing About Which Dog Is Smarter. This Is Funny. 2.3k Views Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter…. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : “My dog told me.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar. Next joke This Scottish Bloke Goes On A Skiing Holiday.