AnimalsJokes A Lawyer Needed To Pay The Damage That His Dog Did. What He Did Next Is Genius. 3.3k Views A lawyer’s dog runs around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer answers, “Definitely.” “Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.” The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves. Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 is due for a consultation. See more Previous joke An Elderly Priest Dies And Goes To Heaven. Next joke Two Unemployed Guys Are Talking.