AnimalsJokes A Woman Drove To The Local Grocery Store. Find Out What Happen Next. 3k Views A woman drove to the local grocery store to buy a roast chicken to serve for a special dinner she was hosting. She was looking through the selection of chickens, but couldn’t find one big enough for all of her guests. So she approached a worker and asked: “Excuse me, do these chickens get any bigger?” The worker replied: “No ma’am, they’re dead.” See more Previous joke An Old Woman Was Arrested For Shoplifting. Next joke Two Farmers Are Fighting Over Their Donkeys.