A Scotsman Went Skiing In Canada.

A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time.

At the end of a great day on the slopes, he retired to the local tavern.

After getting six whiskeys in him he stood up and turned around to discover a large, stuffed animal head with giant antlers hanging from the wall.

“Barkeep,” he said,

“what the hell is that?”

The bartender said,

“Oh, that’s a moose!”

The Scotsman bugged out his eyes and cried,

“Holy crap! How big are the cats?!”