ElderlyJokes A Grandmother Was In Her Late Nineties Decided To Move To Israel. This Is Epic. 3.5k Views A grandmother was in her late nineties, and she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, So she gave him the litany of complaints — this hurts, that’s stiff, I’m more tired and slower, etc., etc., etc. He responded with, “ Mrs. Siegel, you have to expect things to start deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to 100?” The grandmother looked him straight in the eye and replied, …. “Anyone who’s 99” See more Previous joke A Farmer Was Taking Three Of His Donkeys. Next joke Four Old Retired Police, Decide To Hike Deep Into The Smokey Mountains.