A Husband And Wife Were Sitting On A Sofa.

A husband and wife were sitting on a sofa.

They two were very upset with each other.

Wife said, “I want a divorce”!

Husband replied,

“But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part.”

So she said,

“I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you.”