A Guy Demands From The Bartender A 40-Year Old Scotch.

A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch…

The bartender pours him a glass.

After a drink, the man replies,

“That was terrible Scotch and you know it. I want *40-year old* Scotch.”

The bartender pours him another glass.

After another drink, the man replies,

“That was only 10-year old Scotch. I want *40-year old* Scotch.”

The bartender is starting to get curious now, and grabs a bottle from his top shelf and pours another glass.

The man takes a sip, and says,

“That’s better, but it was still only 20-year old Scotch. I want **40-year old** Scotch.

By now a crowd has started to form. The bartender reaches into his private stash, and pours again.

Another sip, and the man proclaims,

“Now *THIS* is 40-year old Scotch,” to cheers from the crowd.

The town drunk hands him a glass and says,

“Here, try this”

Unruffled, the man smiles and takes a sip, and immediately spits it back out.

“Good God man, that’s P!ss!”

“Right!” exclaims the drunk.

“Now, *how old am I?*”