A Little Johnny Gets On The Public Bus.

A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver.

The Little Johnny keeps repeatedly saying,

” If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf.…”

“If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I’d be a little chick.”

“If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I’d be a little deer. “

“If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I’d be a little duckling.”

The bus annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy saying,

“What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”

The Little Johnny responds,

“Then I’d be a bus driver.”