A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over & sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt & suspenders.
He says, “What on earth is that all about?”
The farmer says,
“We had a fire in the chicken coop a while back & all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm.”
“OK, but that was a while back. Why does he still wear them?”
The farmer replies,
“There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him trying to hold down a hen with one foot & get his pants down with the other.”
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