ElderlyJokes A 60-Year-Old Man Is Getting His Annual Physical. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical: – Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100? – That depends,” says the doctor. Do you smoke? – No – Do you drink? – No – Do you have fun with Girls ? – Of course not – Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years? See more Previous joke Two turtles Walk Into A Bar. Next joke An 80-Year-Old Man Was Having His Annual Checkup.