ElderlyJokes A 50 Year Old Lady Started Learning How To Swim. This Is Epic. A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?” The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son : – “If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?” And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!” A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: ” now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?” Husband replied: “I don’t have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.” Wife refused to relent: “No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us” Husband replied: “Then you will surely die…. because I don’t know how to swim …. and my mom will definitely save me first.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Woman Cheats On Her Husband. Next joke A Man Is Walking Through The Country.